Location: Four leave Bread shop in Bugis
Time : A couple of months ago
Victim: MOI
Offender: ENGLISH SPEAKING DECENT 40+ LOOKING MAN(SUSPECT GOT LIMP DICK)
After selecting from the scrumptious selection at Four Leaves, I did what all customers would do, I queued up to pay.
I reached the counter, put MY tray on the counter, but somehow the lady was NOT packing my bread but packing for MR LIMP DICK. (LIMP WAS QUEUEING BEHIND ME)
I was confused and told the lady at the counter politely that I was 1st in line.
OH MY GOD, I was shocked at what happened next,
Victim: What's happening? I think I am first.
Blur Lady: HUH? who 1st?
( HELLO? YOU BLIND YA? I AM IN FRONT OF HIM AND NEARER TO THE COUNTER) in my heart but still struggling with a smile
Limp: Never mind lah, who ever 1st also can
( MR LIMP DICK BOUGHT 7-10 Buns, and I got only 1 loaf of bread)
Limp: It's okie one, no problem. NEVER MIND NEVER MIND DOESN"T MATTER.
( AND IN ONE SWIFT MOVEMENT, HE WENT IN FRONT OF ME AND PAID THE COUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I WAS RAGING MAD, I ONLY BUY ONE LOAF AND HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIM EVEN THOUGH I WAS IN FRONT!
SO I SAID OUT LOUD:
" HOW CAN SINGAPORE STRIVE BE A MORE GRACIOUS COUNTRY WHEN MEN IN OUR COUNTRY ARE SO UNGENTLEMANLY!!!"
I mean, I dun think I am wrong when I say this, The Singapore government is working extremely hard to promote this Red dot, and they are doing a fabulous job!
We want global acknowledgement, casino, Olympic, F1 etc etc.
It is extremely infuriating to see the government move 2 steps forward and the citizens move 2 steps back.
If this is the case, what kind of experience does tourist really have when they are in Singapore?
Sunday, March 16, 2008
When you think your man is buying bread.
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4 comments:
Yen Fuu: I had similar experiences and it always seem to be people from a older generation like the aunties rushing for seats on MRT. I try to "siam" them while waiting for trains. But the 1 to 2 metre dash to the seats make good exercise for them. Mutiply that by a few MRT trips in a week and they should have a good workout.
Tourists will have an uniquely Singapore experience - first world country with 3rd world attitude.
hey Pris, you're such a naturale when it comes to blogging, you should have came out looong looong ago... and give those 'Snowing' ones a run for the money... hope to see you blog on Stomp soon...
WILLIAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's been ages! call me when you are not so busy alright!
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