NUNS THAT DRESS LIKE AUNTIES

I am not sure if most of you have ever had retail working experience.

( if you don't, it's okie, you might still laugh)

But every once in a while you will notice an Auntie who touches everything she passes by, open lids of stuff, open packed products etc etc for NO REASON. She looks like she is blessing everything.

The thing is, she is not even looking at the merchandise!

What the fuck is she trying to do??

Bless the entire shop with her hands?!!!!

What if she did not wash her hands after toilet and went straight into your retail shop!

I mean, I can totally understand if you are a serious buyer and stood there for 1 hr to check the merchandise out.

(TRUST ME, $ 10 DOLLARS MERCHANDISE ALSO CAN THINK FOR 1 HR)

BUT TO JUST BLESS EVERY BLOODY THING SUBCONSCIOUSLY IS SIMPLY RETARDED!

IT ANNOYS THE SHIT OUT OF ME THAT SHE SPINS THE STANDEE AND WALK AWAY LIKE SHE IS A FAIRYTALE PRINCESS.

HELLO!!!

My shop not INDIAN MOVIE SET OKIE!

FLOAT HERE FLOAT THERE, THINK YOUR PRINCE WILL COME TO YOUR RESCUE??...........


BUT MOST OF THE TIME, THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE IN A DAZE AND MENOPAUSED!

TOUCH HERE TOUCH THERE... She thinks she is on a mission izzit?

"OH BLESS THIS SHOP WITH MY ANGELIC TOUCH AND MAY THEY COME TO SHOP EVERYDAY AND SMELL MY TOUCH"

WHATEVER LAH, SALES GIRLS HAVE TO RETRACE YOUR BIG BOOTY AND CLEAN UP AFTER YOU OKIE!


OTHERWISE THEY WILL KENA SCOLDED BY THEIR BOSS AND IT IS ALL YOUR BLOODY FAULT!