The toilet "SAINT" AKA Your 3 drops of holiness...

How many of you guys have waited outside the toilets for your female friends or relatives before?

I am guessing almost every guy will have that special honour right?

Just waiting outside when suddenly your beautiful shaven, waxed and plucked girlfriend walks of of the public toilet and you think to yourself

"WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE HER?"

Allow me to let you in on a dirty little secret...

"YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST LEFT 3 DROPS OF PEE ON THE TOILET SEAT FOR ME TO CLEAN!"

HELLO! YOU GIRLS BLIND YA? IT'S NOT A SQUAT TOILET!!!! CANNOT SEE A DIFFERENCE IZZIT!???

LOOK SO HIGH CLASS AND ALL BUT CANNOT CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!

MADAM, you not ashamed izzit. CATS SHIT AND COVER THEIR SHIT, YOU CAN'T CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF? TSK TSK...


Singapore is most properbly one of the only country that have campaigns to teach CITIZENS how to use the toilet properly.

WHY? WHY? WHY?

WHY THEY HAVE TO GO AND DO THIS, NOT AS THOUGH THE GOVERNMENT AREN'T STRESSED ENOUGH .

STILL HAVE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO USE THE WASHING CLOSET??!

Your daddy mummy forgot to teach you how to use toilet or what?

Even cats know how to aim in litter box. But how come you have to shit all over to toilet seat and cover also!

YOU TRYING TO LEAVE YOUR SMELL LIKE DOGS IZZIT?

YOU ARE NOT EMBARRASSED WHEN TOURIST SEE THESE AMUSING CAMPAIGN POSTERS?

(DON'T YOU EVEN DARE SAY THE LAST PERSON DID IT, CAUSE WHEN YOU ENTERED THE LOO, I NOTICED IT WAS CLEAN AND I WAS THE NEXT IN LINE OKIE!) I will bitch slap you left right and centre if you dare to retaliate!


And this is not all, when I pull this up as a topic with my guy friends...

THEY CANNOT RELATE!!!! WHICH MEANS....... THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO DIFFERENTIATE between

SQUATTING, SEATING and STANDING!!!


On another note...

QUES:Do you know what RAS stands for?

ANS: RESTROOM ASSOCIATION OF SINGAPORE

YES, darlings. There are a group of UNSUNG HEROES out there, who goes around inspecting your crap. Sometimes men, sometimes women.

Poor shopping centre owners, they will never ever get the thumbs up from RAS, BECAUSE OF SILLY BITCHES LIKE YOU.

Ignorance is not even a word to use on you. I mean you must be pretty bimbo-tic and self-centred right? Can't even think beyond one piss.

These RAS people write reports and get shopping centres owners in trouble you know!!!!

SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?

DID YOU KNOW... Caltex petrol stations has a chain of 5 star happy toilets endorsed by the RAS?

They actually have to lock the toilets and will only pass you the key upon request.

IF toilet bitches are toilet trained, you think they need to IMPLEMENT such measures to maintain their 5 STARS?

You do not even know how hard the toilet aunties work? No consideration whatsoever.

Don't even get me started on the sprinkler, YOU CANNOT SEE THE DRYER OR PAPER DISPENSER YA?!!

OR YOU ARE JUST SPLASHING HOLY WATER TO BLESS EVERYONE?

INCLUDING THE POOR PERSON WHO SLIPPED AND FELL ON YOUR ROYAL HOLINESS?

I have travelled to AUSTRALIA, TAIWAN, INDIA, BANGKOK, CHINA etc...

BUT....

SINGAPORE'S PUBLIC TOILET WOULD be the ONLY toilet I find 3 DROPS OF YOUR ROYAL HOLINESS STARING BACK AT ME ...