Sales girl talk

Just because sales girls are at the other side of the counter, it is assumed that they are school drop outs or uneducated bitches.

You treat us like we are low class Chinese speaking underpaid people and we will never be up to your standards


But what you do not know is:

1) Alot of them are from polytechnics or junior college and they are very well spoken. ( Did you even study to that standard?)

2) Some of them are from overseas, back for their summer holidays, so instead of bumming around they just work as part time. (YOU IGNORANT FOOLS, THEY DRIVE DADDY'S SPORTS CAR TO WORK ONE, OKIE)

3) PHD holders sit behind the counter to do research and to write their thesis about the human social behaviour (THERE IS A POSSIBILITY YOU HAVE JUST BECAME A LAB RAT)

4) WE ARE THE LAO BAN, we just act cute and innocent so that you don't try to BARGAIN with us!

5) LAO BAN MAY MEAN WE ARE EDUCATED ALSO OKIE.

You guys have no idea, alot of people say very sarcastic remarks to hurt sales girls.

I know Singapore is not known for customer service, but I cannot give them all the blame. You face ONE salesgirl....

WE FACE HUNDREDS OF STUCK UP BITCHES LIKE YOU!

Ladies and gentleman, do you know...

a) Even when bitches are buying from a proper boutique, idiots can still have the audacity to bargain and ask for discounts? (Why don't you try that in LV or Chanel?)

b) Bitches ask for new piece, we give them new piece, they take out of the bag and they want a newer piece than the one we just handed over to them. (I go factory take better)

c) Bitch thinks it's funny that she carries a branded bag, branded wallet and latest mobile phone, but want to sign card, or use nets for a $2 item

d) Bitches don't understand that this particular merchandise is hand-made by local designer hence there is no second piece and no two will ever be alike. (upon that STILL ASK FOR NEW PIECE) (why you dun complain when you buy cake from Starbucks and demand them to bake new piece for you?)

Aiya,next time be a good customer, they really appreciate the gesture one.

But if you meet a nasty bitchy sales girl, JUST COMPLAIN TO MANAGEMENT LAH AND GET HER SACKED!