Please send your man to be trained in animal school

I am not sure what happened this afternoon, but I am pretty sure men gets

ungentlemenship and afternoon blindness.

Lunch with my bestie is always an adventure.

YES! we found adventure in a hawker centre right smack in the middle of lunch hour.

REENACTMENT

Moi: Eh, got table here leh, got tissue anot?

Bestie: Tissue for what?

Moi: To CHOPE our table and seats lah.

Bestie: No need lah.

Moi: Better just chope first ( I forced her to hand over the tissue pack)

We proceeded to place our orders and I came back to the table with 2 glasses of drinks.

But ALAS! When I came back some Limp Dick was seating at my table.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO DO THE FOLLOWING:

I went up to the table and gently asked Limp dick

MOI: Is this seat taken? ( at this point of time, my tissue was still on the seat beside him)

Mr LP: Yes

I than put down the 2 glasses on the table and looked around and slowly picked up the packet of tissue with my hands and slowly put it in my bag.

HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO LOOK BLUR AND UNDISTURBED !!!!!

MIND YOU, THIS IS A WORKING CLASS 45 YEAR OLD LOOKING GUY, and his other 2 companions looked around the same age as well!

I continued to stand at the table and I slowly looked around for another seat.

At this point my bestie came along and she came towards the table and shouted

Bestie: eh? What happened to our table ya?

Moi: I dun know leh, We go sit another place lah, they cannot see the tissue mah!

These 3 ungentlemen should have just apologised or say something,

BUT THEY JUST HUNG THEIR HEADS DOWN TO QUICKLY FINISH THEIR FOOD!

THEY KNOW THEY DID SOMETHING WRONG OKIE,

CAUSE I TALKED VERY LOUD AT THE NEXT TABLE TO MAKE SURE THEY CAN HEAR ME CRITISIING THEM!

UNless deaf or cannot understand ENGLISH!

Which is not possible, they are conversing in ENGLISH!!!

HAHAHAHA!!

I don't care, They acted as if we were non existent, so we proceeded to put our food trays on their seats and table as if no one is seating there as well!!!

Is this the kind of men you have in your household?

Is this the kind of person you are having sex with at night???

Oh God! It is absolutely disgusting! Your man is just treating you like a sex slave and is not gentleman at all!!!!!!!!

Poor Women out there, they like men who are

UNTASTEFUL, UNGRATEFUL, NIAO(STINGY), UNGENTLEMANLY and SUPER HORNY?????

OR

This is what turns you on???

CAN'T THESE WOMEN GO TRAIN THEIR PARTNERS TO HAVE SOME SOCIAL SKILLS?


OR BETTER YET

SEND THEM TO ANIMAL SCHOOL TO BE TRAINED!!!

Women always says

" I TRAIN MY MAN"

OR

" I WEAR THE PANTS IN THE RELATIONSHIP"

What training are you talking about??

DOGMATRIX Training?

Skills that only can be seen in the Bedroom?

CAN YOU PLEASE TEACH YOUR MAN SOME SOCIAL SKILLS,

AT LEAST YOU WILL FEEL BETTER WHEN YOUR DOG (oops! your man)

ACTS INTELLIGENT AND DILIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR OTHER FRIENDS!

OR.....

You are just simply turned on by UNCOUTH men.

On another bitchy note...

I was queueing up to buy a bowl of dessert in a hawker centre.

LIMP DICK SAW ME AND PROCEEDED TO STAND BESIDE ME ( NOT BEHIND ME)

The Auntie and Uncle were busy but because I was a regular, he spotted me already.

However, the Auntie took the order from the guy 1st.

What is wrong with the scenario?

a) He knew he was behind me

b) His parents did not teach him any skills, be it social or common sense at all.

THE CORRECT THING TO DO IS TO SAY:

" It's okie Auntie, This girl was here first"

BUT NO!!!!

He proceeded to order CENDOL like it's his lucky day!

BUT IT'S MY LUCKY DAY cause Uncle saw me and even know what I wanted and PROCEEDED TO MAKE MY ORDER FIRST and even pointed out to the LIMP DICK THAT I WAS THERE FIRST!!!

YEH!!!!!!

SAVED BY THE DESSERT UNCLE.

Seriously lah,

I REST MY CASE WHEN IT COMES TO MEN IN SINGAPORE. NO HOPE, NOT IN THIS GENERATION.

Maybe the next generation because

I will definitely teach my son and grandson the importance of

UNGENTLEMANSHIP!

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